{"id":4977,"date":"2005-05-06T17:19:16","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T09:19:16","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-01-08T12:52:43","modified_gmt":"2020-01-08T04:52:43","slug":"%d0%b4%d0%be%d1%81%d0%bb%d0%be%d0%b2%d0%bd%d1%8b%d0%b9-%d0%bf%d0%b5%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%b2%d0%be%d0%b4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/?p=4977","title":{"rendered":"\u0414\u043e\u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043e\u0434 :))))"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0420\u044b\u0431\u043a\u0430 \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0432 \u0442\u043e\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435,<br \/>\n\u0415\u0439 \u0432 \u0442\u043e\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435 \u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0448\u043e,<br \/>\n\u0422\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u044f, \u0435\u0431\u0435\u043d\u0430 \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0440\u044c,<br \/>\n\u041c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0430 \u0432 \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0435\u043b?<\/p>\n<p><b>Fish in thick tomato sauce<br \/>\nSwims in happy comatose<br \/>\nOnly me, pathetic whimp<br \/>\nHave no fucking place to swim? <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u041f\u043e \u0440\u0435\u043a\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u044b\u0432\u0435\u0442 \u0442\u043e\u043f\u043e\u0440<br \/>\n\u0438\u0437 \u0441\u0435\u043b\u0430 \u0427\u0443\u0433\u0443\u0435\u0432\u0430,<br \/>\n\u041d\u0443 \u0438 \u043f\u0443\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0441\u0435\u0431\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u044b\u0432\u0435\u0442<br \/>\n\u0436\u0435\u043b\u0435\u0437\u044f\u043a\u0430 \u0445\u0443\u0435\u0432\u0430&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Down the river drifts an axe<br \/>\nFrom the town of Byron.<br \/>\nLet it float by itself-<br \/>\nFucking piece of iron!!!<\/b><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u0421 \u043d\u0435\u0431\u0430 \u0437\u0432\u0435\u0437\u0434\u043e\u0447\u043a\u0430 \u0443\u043f\u0430\u043b\u0430<br \/>\n\u041f\u0440\u044f\u043c\u043e \u043c\u0438\u043b\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0432 \u0448\u0442\u0430\u043d\u044b,<br \/>\n\u041f\u0443\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0433\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u0442\u0430\u043c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043f\u043e\u043f\u0430\u043b\u043e,<br \/>\n\u041b\u0438\u0448\u044c \u0431\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u043e \u0432\u043e\u0439\u043d\u044b?<\/p>\n<p><b>Starlet\u201cs fallen from the heavens<br \/>\nRight into my boyfriend\u201ds briefs,<br \/>\nI don\u201ct mind his roasted penis<br \/>\nIf it helps us live in peace? <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u0415\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u043f\u043e\u0435\u0437\u0434 \u0438\u0437 \u0422\u0430\u043c\u0431\u043e\u0432\u0430, \u0431\u0443\u0444\u0435\u0440\u0430 \u0431\u0435\u043b\u0435\u044e\u0442\u0441\u044f<br \/>\n\u0414\u0435\u0432\u043a\u0438 \u0435\u0434\u0443\u0442 \u0431\u0435\u0437 \u0431\u0438\u043b\u0435\u0442\u043e\u0432 &#8212; \u043d\u0430 \u043f\u0438\u0437\u0434\u0443 \u043d\u0430\u0434\u0435\u044e\u0442\u0441\u044f<\/p>\n<p><b>Train is speeding from Tambov<br \/>\nTailgate lights are on and off,<br \/>\nGirls aboard would &#8212; what the heck! &#8212;<br \/>\nFuck their way through ticket check<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u041d\u0435 \u0445\u043e\u0434\u0438\u0442\u0435, \u0434\u0435\u0432\u043a\u0438, \u0437\u0430\u043c\u0443\u0436<br \/>\n\u041d\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0448\u0435\u0433\u043e<br \/>\n\u0423\u0442\u0440\u043e\u043c \u0432\u0441\u0442\u0430\u043d\u0435\u0448\u044c &#8212; \u0441\u0438\u0441\u044c\u043a\u0438 \u043d\u0430\u0431\u043e\u043a<br \/>\n\u0418 \u043f\u0438\u0437\u0434\u0430 \u0432\u0437\u044a\u0435\u0440\u043e\u0448\u0435\u043d\u0430<\/p>\n<p><b>My advice to future bride:<br \/>\nDon\u201dt get married, silly!<br \/>\nMorning comes &#8212; your boobs aside,<br \/>\nSnatch is rumpled illy&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u042f \u0442\u0430\u0449\u0443 \u0442\u0435\u0431\u044f \u0437\u0430 \u043d\u043e\u0433\u0438<br \/>\n\u0432 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0434\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0436\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u043a\u0443\u0441\u0442\u044b.<br \/>\n\u041d\u0435 \u0435\u0431\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0436\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0435<br \/>\n\u043a\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043b\u0435\u0432\u0443 \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u043e\u0442\u044b.<\/p>\n<p><b>I am dragging to the bushes<br \/>\nthis would-soon-be-legend.<br \/>\nKinda shy of fucking here<br \/>\nQueen of Beauty Pageant&#8230; <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u0413\u0443\u0434\u0438\u0442 \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0443\u043b\u0435\u0439 \u0440\u043e\u0434\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u0437\u0430\u0432\u043e\u0434,<br \/>\n\u0410 \u043c\u043d\u0435-\u0442\u043e \u0445\u0443\u0439\u043b\u0438 &#8212; \u0435\u0431\u0438\u0441\u044c \u043e\u043d \u0432 \u0440\u043e\u0442!!!<\/p>\n<p><b>My plant is roaring just like bee-hive<br \/>\nShit, is that boring &#8212; I fuck this life! <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u0421\u0438\u0434\u0438\u0442 \u041a\u043e\u043b\u044f \u0443 \u0432\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0442<br \/>\n\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u044f\u0448\u0435\u0442, \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0435\u0442.<br \/>\n\u041e\u043d \u0441\u0438\u0434\u0438\u0442 \u043d\u0438 \u0431\u044d, \u043d\u0438 \u043c\u044d &#8212;<br \/>\n\u043e\u0434\u043d\u0430 \u0435\u0431\u043b\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0443\u043c\u0435<\/p>\n<p><b>Nick is sitting at the door,<br \/>\nNeither dancing, singing nor,<br \/>\nHe is sitting, deaf and dumb,<br \/>\nThinking only \u201cWhom to hump?\u201d Little Nickie is very sad:<br \/>\ndoesn\u201ct want to ride moped,<br \/>\ndoesn\u201dt want to ride his horse<br \/>\nwants to have an intercourse. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u041f\u043e \u0440\u0435\u043a\u0435 \u0442\u0435\u0447\u0435\u0442 \u0432\u043e\u0434\u0430, \u0438\u0437 \u043a\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0434\u0446\u0430 \u0441\u043e\u0447\u0438\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f.<br \/>\n\u041d\u0435\u0441\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0440\u044f \u043d\u0430 \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u044c \u043f\u043b\u043e\u0445\u0443\u044e \u043f\u043e\u0435\u0431\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0445\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0441\u044f!!!<\/p>\n<p><b>Everything is going down &#8212; not enough prosperity,<br \/>\nThere are things to care about &#8212; fucking has priority. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u0412\u0440\u0435\u043c\u044f \u0441\u0434\u0432\u0438\u043d\u0443\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044c \u043d\u0430 \u0447\u0430\u0441 &#8212; \u0441\u0443\u0435\u0442\u0430 \u043d\u0430 \u0433\u043b\u043e\u0431\u0443\u0441\u0435.<br \/>\n\u0420\u0430\u043d\u044c\u0448\u0435 \u0445\u0443\u0439 \u0432\u0441\u0442\u0430\u0432\u0430\u043b \u0432 \u043a\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0438, \u0430 \u0442\u0435\u043f\u0435\u0440\u044c \u0432 \u0430\u0432\u0442\u043e\u0431\u0443\u0441\u0435<\/p>\n<p><b>Time has shifted for an hour &#8212; what a mess on globe<br \/>\nDick was hard before wakeup, now it\u201cs up at work.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u041c\u0435\u043d\u044f \u0434\u0435\u0432\u043a\u0438 \u0441 \u0441\u043e\u0431\u043e\u0439 \u0437\u0432\u0430\u043b\u0438, \u0430 \u044f \u0441 \u043d\u0438\u043c\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0448\u0435\u043b &#8212;<br \/>\n\u041f\u0438\u0434\u0436\u0430\u0447\u0438\u0448\u043a\u043e \u043d\u0430 \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u0440\u0432\u0430\u043d\u044b\u0439 \u0438 \u0445\u0443\u0438\u0448\u043a\u043e \u043d\u0435\u0431\u043e\u043b\u044c\u0448\u043e\u0439.<\/p>\n<p><b>Girls have called me to the party &#8212; I decided not to come,<br \/>\nIt\u201ds because my \u0441lothing ugly and my dick is tiny one. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u042f \u043b\u0435\u0436\u0430\u043b\u0430 \u0441 \u041a\u043e\u043b\u0435\u043d\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0439 \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e \u0433\u043e\u043b\u0435\u043d\u044c\u043a\u043e\u0439,<br \/>\n\u041f\u043e\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0434\u043b\u044f \u043a\u0440\u0430\u0441\u044b \u044f \u0441\u043d\u044f\u043b\u0430 \u0441 \u0441\u0435\u0431\u044f \u0442\u0440\u0443\u0441\u044b.<\/p>\n<p><b>I was sleeping with my honey absolutely naked,<br \/>\nI have took my panties off just to make a statement. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u041f\u043e \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0432\u043d\u0435 \u0448\u0435\u043b \u0418\u0432\u0430\u043d, \u0431\u044b\u043b \u043c\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0437 \u0442\u0440\u0435\u0441\u043a\u0443\u0447\u0438\u0439.<br \/>\n\u0423 \u0418\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0430 \u0445\u0443\u0439 \u0441\u0442\u043e\u044f\u043b, \u0442\u0430\u043a, \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0441\u044f\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u0441\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0430\u0439.<\/p>\n<p><b>Nick is crossing village slowly &#8212; outside it\u201cs cold and snowy.<br \/>\nBut his dick is up and running just in case if something\u201ds coming <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u0414\u0435\u0432\u043a\u0438 \u0441\u043f\u043e\u0440\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u0430\u0447\u0435<br \/>\n\u0423 \u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043f\u0438\u0437\u0434\u0430 \u043b\u043e\u0445\u043c\u0430\u0447\u0435.<br \/>\n\u041e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043b\u043e\u0445\u043c\u0430\u0447\u0435<br \/>\n\u0423 \u0441\u0430\u043c\u043e\u0439 \u0445\u043e\u0437\u044f\u0439\u043a\u0438 \u0434\u0430\u0447\u0438.<\/p>\n<p><b>Girls had fight at country hut<br \/>\nOver who\u201cs the hairest cunt.<br \/>\nWell, more hair of the most<br \/>\nHad the beaver of the host.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u0422\u044b \u0432\u0447\u0435\u0440\u0430 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0430 \u043c\u043e\u044f,<br \/>\n\u0410 \u0441\u0435\u0433\u043e\u0434\u043d\u044f \u041c\u0438\u0448\u043a\u0438\u043d\u0430.<br \/>\n\u0425\u0443\u0439 \u0443 \u041c\u0438\u0448\u043a\u0438, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0441\u043e\u0441\u043d\u0430<br \/>\n\u041d\u0430 \u043a\u0430\u0440\u0442\u0438\u043d\u0435 \u0428\u0438\u0448\u043a\u0438\u043d\u0430.<\/p>\n<p><b>You were mine the other day,<br \/>\nMike is screwing you today.<br \/>\nHe\u201ds got cock as thick as trees<br \/>\nOn the Shishkin&#187;s masterpiece&#8230; <\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u041c\u044b \u0441 \u043c\u0438\u043b\u0435\u043d\u043a\u043e\u043c \u0443 \u043c\u0435\u0442\u0440\u0430 \u0446\u0435\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0434\u043e \u0443\u0442\u0440\u0430<br \/>\n\u0426\u0435\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0431\u044b \u0435\u0449\u0435, \u0434\u0430 \u0431\u043e\u043b\u0438\u0442 \u0432\u043b\u0430\u0433\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0449\u043e.<\/p>\n<p><b>We were kissing with my honey in the public area<br \/>\nBut the pain in my virgina stopped us from continuing<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u041d\u0430 \u0433\u043e\u0440\u0435 \u0447\u0435\u0442\u044b\u0440\u0435 \u0445\u0443\u044f \u0442\u0430\u043d\u0446\u0435\u0432\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043a\u0440\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0432\u044f\u043a<br \/>\n\u041e\u0434\u0438\u043d \u0445\u0443\u0439 \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0445\u0443\u044f \u0445\u0443\u0435\u043c \u043f\u043e \u0445\u0443\u044e \u0445\u0443\u044f\u043a.<\/p>\n<p><b>Have you seen four dicks together<br \/>\nDancing on a mountain peak?<br \/>\nAnd one dick had fu\u0441ked another<br \/>\nBut with yet another dick <\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0420\u044b\u0431\u043a\u0430 \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0432\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u0432 \u0442\u043e\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435, \u0415\u0439 \u0432 \u0442\u043e\u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435 \u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0448\u043e, \u0422\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u044f, \u0435\u0431\u0435\u043d\u0430 \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0440\u044c, \u041c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0430 \u0432 \u0436\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u043d\u0430\u0448\u0435\u043b? Fish in thick tomato sauce Swims in happy comatose Only me, pathetic whimp Have no fucking place to swim? \u041f\u043e \u0440\u0435\u043a\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u044b\u0432\u0435\u0442 \u0442\u043e\u043f\u043e\u0440 \u0438\u0437 \u0441\u0435\u043b\u0430 \u0427\u0443\u0433\u0443\u0435\u0432\u0430, \u041d\u0443 \u0438 \u043f\u0443\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0441\u0435\u0431\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u044b\u0432\u0435\u0442 \u0436\u0435\u043b\u0435\u0437\u044f\u043a\u0430 \u0445\u0443\u0435\u0432\u0430&#8230; Down the river drifts an axe From the town of&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/?p=4977\">\u0427\u0438\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0434\u0430\u043b\u0435\u0435 &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nemarov.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}